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$ffa|2-Freaky Lists...
$fff by Freak of NFA (of course!)
$fafEveryone else has done them, here's my cacky contribution, they're not
in any order and there ain't 10 of 'em all, but they're lists all the
same, read on...
$ffa
|1-Top Hates...
$fff (things that make ya go "aaaarrrgghh!!")
$aff
People who walk all over the place in front of you.
People who say they'll do one thing and actually do another.
People whose daddies buy cars for them.
People who say "You could have got it cheaper at...", when
you've already spent your money.
Ugly birds who think they've got a chance with you.
Good-looking birds who chat you up when you're going out
with someone already, sigh...
$ffa
|1-Favourite Birds...
$fff (who I'd just love to wake up with, excluding my girlfriend)
$aff
"Sarah Hills" from Eastenders.
Kate Staples - Zodiac from Gladiators.
That curly-haired one from "Life after Birth".
Helena Bonham Carter in "Dancing Queen".
Vanessa Paradis - Phwoaarr!
$ffa
|1-Smart Sandwiches!...
$fff (it was gonna be "foods" but I couldn't think of any)
$aff
Toasted Tunafish Sandwiches with milk.
Video/iNDi's Toasted Cheese & Tomato sandwiches.
Massive Chunky cheese & crusty bread sarnies.
Tuna fish & baked beans.
$ffa
|1-Odd things about me...
$fff (or rather - things about me that people think are funny)
$aff
I stir black coffee.
I empty my pockets before going for a dump.
I like raw meat every now & again.
And like black coffee, and I like milk, but I
don't like milk in coffee.
On the edge of sleep I twitch violently as if I
have been stung or burned - my girlfriend
thinks it's hilarious!
$ffa
|1-Favourite Drinks!
$fff (what do I like to drink most often?)
$aff
Beck's - No1 every time!
Gold blend coffee.
Milk (!).
Diet Coke.
M&S Diet Coke.
Red Fruit Punica.
$ffa
|1-Favourite Telly!
$fff (what keeps me off the streets and out of trouble?)
$aff
The Bill.
Men Behaving Badly.
Roseanne.
Emmerdale Farm (oh bugger...).
$ffa
|1-Favourite Music
$fff (Albums and tracks that drive me nuts!)
Van Halen - 1984 (the whole album is so cool!)
Ugly Kid Joe - "Everything About You"
Green Day - "Welcome to Paradise"
Skid Row - "Slave to the Grind"
+ "Piece of Me" & "I Remember You"
Ozzy Osbourne - "Crazy Train" & "Miracle Man"
Ramones - "Blitzkreig Bop"
Sex Pistols - "God Save the Queen" & "Holidays in
the Sun".
$aff
|1-Best Books!
$fff (Dick's recommended reading - sort of)
$ffa
Lord of the Rings - Tolkein
Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
Misery - Stephen King
$aff
|1-Fabulous Films!
$fff (get 'em from your local video shop!)
$ffa
The Fisher King - Robin Williams
Misery - James Cahn
Alien II - Sigourney Weaver
Jaws - whatsisface and thingy
$aff
|1-Worst Nightmares!
$fff (from what I can remember, these are the real "sweaters"...)
$ffa
Being chased by a dinosaur around a housing estate.
Being stabbed in the chest and waking up being unable
to breathe properly.
Being attacked in the face by a maddened parrot.
Chasing after someone who stole my ex-girlfriends car
on a BMX in the rain, going through red lights etc.
$fff
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